There are so many places to have a blog nowadays I am in awe of the multi-faceted amount of crap I write to put up.
I then wondered why I hadn’t just been doing one good blog for ALL places.
My excuse is that as a writer my mind is running through dark and winding roads where the blood awaits.
Ok…
I might be missing out on many contacts and I have misplaced a person or three. I want all my people back!
Email me at authorenquiries-books(at)yahoo.co.uk and say: Oi Jackiesmacks, remember me you lousy Limey shit?
It will make me smile.
To catch up then and make any new lookers aware of the my portfolio
The list of current available titles is:
Witness: The White Volume – demons, suicide, British thriller. This story revolves our ‘White/good’ main character James Collins and the actual demons he brings back each time he commits suicide. The first large release I had. As an aside it’s making the jump from online bookstores to real bookshops this summer.
Witness: The Black Volume – demons, suicide, rape and degradation. This story revolves around Arthur Gillis our ‘Black/bad’ character metaphorically speaking. He actually begins to enjoy the demons he can now control. It’s very dark; there are many scenes of a violent graphic nature. I did get some feedback on this one from one particular reviewer, (Think it was Coffeetime but don’t quote me), that it was one step up from snuff. I took it as a compliment of course.
Wallpaper – this is an ebook only and you can get it from Fictionwise amongst other places.
It is a short story about dementia and decorating and a man who is living alone. A reviewer for C2G2 advised readers of Stephen King will love it. I think that’s very nice to hear, but I would like people to read it and like it because it’s like me!
The Girls Club – this is a book full of gangster lesbians. They eat and beat other for about 280 pages of unbridled absurdity. It is only really going to appeal to certain types of readers. The undiscerning multi-orientated type. It’s also only available on Lulu, it’s only really suitable for adults though, and it’s got some very adult content.
Glasshouses – a zombie short tale that you can read for free right now be registering for a free account at www.evil-raw.com ! The site is the official home of Hoo Haa online publishers and the idea is they let people read for free and invite feedback on what they’ve seen.
I do actively write letters and to publishers and agents every week to see if anyone would be interested in taking my work on. I am open to approach of anyone in that capacity too.
Completed shorts
Short stories:
13 Steps (Sinister Sisters)
'Death's Call Centre' - Part 1 - featured in Ezine
A little Grim Reaper satire. Imagine the Reaper, an everyday Joe trying to make ends meet and keep his bosses happy. It isn’t always easy and you can end up feeling a bit sorry for the guy.
'Death's Call Centre - Part 2
It’s Christmas for reapers too and you wouldn’t imagine the amount of trouble the Yule tide season brings to rim and his mates.
Glass House - Accepted for print in 'Decadence of the Dead'
A zombie piece written on request for a zombie loving friend of mine. Short, but to the point!
Goldilocks and the three...? - 'F*cked up' fairytales saga - (Erotic)
Well. This started out as a zombie piece and ended up being a smutty tale about what Goldilocks really gets up when confronted with stiff rotting flesh.
My Marlene - 'Dark Gothic Resurrected' issue two (Available)
It’s a sad little tale about how a guy can love his wife so much, and what he is forced to do to keep her.
MySpace (Sinister Sisters)
The office Don Juan is getting on her nerves. She lives her life peacefully, has her own little things that she likes. Her own space. She will do what she has to in order to protect herself and her sanity. For every action he commits the more powerful she gets.
OK
Odd one really. A man insists in his mind his mother once abused him. But he thinks about it so often he no longer thinks it can be just a thought. Is it true?
Really? How much do you have to think about something to make it true?
RazorFace – Genesis
RazorFace - Act one
RazorFace - Act two
ScissorLips – Genesis
ScissorLips - Act one
ScissorLips - Act Two
Red feathers and chicken shears - For J L Day (Erotic)
On a scale of one to ten on the hot meter this would get an 8. It wouldn’t be me though if there wasn’t some pain and blood. And there is! Written by request for a very dear friend of mine, J L Day, (
www.jlday.net)
She was the first - (Erotic)
Not horror. Erotica of the highest order. Little sad too. Sometimes it can’t be helped but you end up letting something through that’s going to bite you on the arse. Never mind.
The Funeral Cortege
I did enjoy this twisted little piece. Bizarre. Tainted. A tone apart from my usual work.
Thinking of you
Very short. An ode to dismemberment.
This town's not big enough
The end of the world, but not as we know it! Can you imagine being left alone on the planet with the one person you can’t stand? Bonkers. Quite long, approx 10,000 words.
World Aflame
Obsession and delirium. A lonely man finds company in the most unlikely of places. Every magic thing I do is tainted. Poor chap, but he was happy eventually.
He held my hand
It's a weird world of night-time adventure into a land that is full of opposites and sometimes outlandish things and people. Do dreams foretell events? You decide.
Requiescat
A dark pall rests over Wolverington Hall. For many years the family have lived there without incident. Then a ghost starts to haunt a footpath near the old chapel. A test of belief and faith in this old charm short story that leaves with you a funny taste in your mouth.
Projects and ongoing works
RazorFace/ScissorLips
Apocalyptic. Dusty. Futuristic. Gory and hopefully compelling. It’s written in parts, showing the paths of the two very different people who have a special talent. An intertwined purpose that’s going to have a drastic effect on the rest of the world.
It won’t be long now. But, I can’t promise. They keep getting up to dickens.
‘Sinister Sisters’ with dark artist Ruby Orman - (www.nightmirrors.com )
Ruby’s art is the best. Her work inspires me greatly. It also helps that she’s a lovely young woman who is more than happy to work with me and provide some illustrations to go with the tales I’ve picked. She might also have a few other surprises for us. I know it’s in her capability to write, this is a more leisurely project. We are enjoying working together.
Further to this she has given me some stuff to read - AND ITS ACE!!
F*cked up Fairytales
My spin on some of the greatest old tales I grew up with. I’m about half way through what will be an independent release I think. I have placed one tale with Mistress Rae who makes the delectable ezine, Dark Gothic Resurrected. You too can submit to her ezine at http://www.bloodtouch.com/
Death of an Angel
In short, a collection of the most depraved and heinous stories I have penned to date. They probably don’t belong in a book and I risk being made into somewhat of a pariah if I go ahead but it’s no good just me reading them is it?
Last word
I have also had some works placed with Twisted Dreams magazine, produced by award winning author Andrea Dean Van Scoyoc, visit her here: www.myspace.com/twisteddreamsmagazine - she accepts submissions all year round for short stories and poetry. A wonderfully warm lady and you’ll be glad you met her.
Now at the risk of reducing you to tears I shall take my leave.
Digest what I have said.
Contact me if you wish – help and advice could just be a click away.
Thank you for reading.
The next blog will be faaaaaaaaaaaaar more interesting!